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Instrument played: Throat

D.O.B.: 29. 03. 83

Nickname: Slimboy Fat. How nice.

Main Influences: Rob Zombie, Phil Anselmo, Max Cavalera, Burton C. Bell, Bruce Dickinson and Tom Waits

Favourite Bands: Iron Maiden, White Zombie, Pantera, Fear Factory, Soulfly, System of a Down, Tom Waits

Favourite Album: "Chaos A.D." by Sepultura, or most Maiden albums.

Favourite New Release: Brave New World by Maiden! Yeaaaaah!

Favourite Song Ever: 'Infinite Dreams' by Maiden, or maybe 'Edgecrusher' by Fear Factory

Ideal Band Line-Up: Rob Zombie (Vox), Dimebag Darrell (Guitar), Andreas Kisser (Guitar), Steve Harris (Bass) and Raymond Herrerra(Drums).

Favourite films: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, all the Friday the 13th films, Star Wars, any Zombie films, The Big Lebowski

Favourite TV Programme: The A Team or Ren and Stimpy.

Distinguishing Features: Has the largest collection of Rob Zombie t-Shirts in the Western world. Prone to wearing an illuminous orange upside down-cross and lots of spiky wristbands. Has red hair (this week). Also the proud owner of the most dodgy facial hair in Headcheese.

Role Models: Leatherface, Mr T, Tom Waits.

Fave Woman: The lady herself, Fionnuala, for being the downright greatest girl ever!

Most likely to say: "Fuckin' Metal" or "Thon's a load of ballix."

Least likely to say: "Told you I'd be there on time, Adam." or "Say, why don't we cover Linkin Park?"

Weirdest things about him: Owns far too many action figures and has a Star Wars duvet. Fiercely loyal Iron Maiden fan. Can't grow a proper beard. Very prone to baring his arse at the wrong times. Can get travel sick on a skateboard.

Element that I bring to the band: Lyrics inspired by toys, nightmares and zombies, and post rehearsal B.O. And someone to verbally abuse. And all the bloody artwork and the website...

On His Instrument: "Hell I never shut up, so I may as well put my mouth to good use - incitng hatred and cursing everything from God to Britney Spears"

On Headcheese: "Shower of bastards - greasy, monkey, beardy, drummerless twats"

Comment: 'Youse leek fockin' hippies wha'?"

Fave Mullet: Adrian Smith circa 1988 (with bleached tips!!!). Pure class. The sleeveless trench coat and bullet belt set it off wonderfully too.

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