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Instrument played: Bass, cos he's a Bass Monster

D.O.B.: 23. 06. 83

Nickname: Cosmo, Cosmix, Cosmic Spacehead, Cosmotronic Funk-Monkey or Funky Monkey

Main Influences: Twiggy Ramirez, Sid Vicious, Shavo Odadjian, and Sid Wilson(0)

Favourite Bands: Deftones, Raging Speedhorn, System Of A Down, Marilyn Manson, Korn.

Favourite Album: System Of A Down.

Favourite Song Ever: Loads! 'Loco' by Coal Chamber and 'My Own Summer' by the Deftones and 'Aenima' By Tool

Ideal Band Line-Up: Joey Jordison (Drums), Glen Diani (Bass), Wes Borland (Rhythm Guitar), Slash (Lead), Beethoven (Church Organ) and Serj Tankian, Jon Davis and Max Cavalera (Vocals)

Favourite films: The Empire Strikes Back, Point Break, Planet of the Apes, The Crow, Dawn of the Dead, Aliens and Evil Dead 2.

Favourite TV Programme: He doesn't have a TV. It scares him.

Distinguishing Features: Terrifying resemblance to both Dave Grohl and Officer Jones from Police Academy. Has the physique of a stick insect. Permanently looks confused.

Role Models: Vlad The Impaler, Carnage, Venom (from Spiderman), Gandhi and The Crow (not the bloke, the actual birdy)

Most likely to say: "Whoa, oh oh..." or "What was it?"(after joke)

Least likely to say: "It's alright lads, I've taught the wife not to pussy-whip me!" or "Jesus, would you look at the fat I am!"

Fave Woman: The super girlfriend, Deborah

Weirdest things about him: He dresses in a Wolverine suit every now and then. Screams at pigeons. Has contemplated a career as a page-three model. Named his bass after Michael Jackson. Tried to grow a beard to look more Bulgarian. Has tried to kidnap a Turkish waiter. Wears rock star trousers. Has the incredible knack of disrupting everything in peoples houses, though only in subtle and bizarre ways.Thinks Acid makes taking a piss really interesting. He talks like someones Dad. Tries to bite Gerard's nipples. Thinks Michael Myers is a philosopher ("Is his hand half empty or half filled?"). He is also the so called Kimble Gun Maestro (you know those little plastic tags on clothes?). The list goes on and on.

Element that I bring to the band: Just another whack of pure insanity and a worrying amount of nodding and low-end rumble. And Michael, the lovely new bass.

On His Instrument: 'It's only young and the masterful fingers and technique are evolving. (I'm not being a dirty bugger by the way)'

On Headcheese: 'I think we have the bounciest, heaviest songs and are going to be fucking big.'

Comment: 'I went to Reading and Anal Humps are so sticky, licky, licky, licky, licky.'

Fave Mullet: Mullet man from the Bakery.

 

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