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Instrument Played: Decks/Samples
Nickname: Crazy Dave.
D.O.B.: 11.10.79
Main Influences: Mixmaster Mike, Sid (0).
Favourite Bands: Wu Tang Clan, Korn, Spindrift
Favourite Album: 'Korn' by Korn
Favourite Song Ever: 'Daddy' by Korn
Favourite Films: 'Faces of Death 1 and 2'
Favourite TV Programme: 'Scooby Doo'
Distinguishing Features: Has the longest beard I've seen in ages. Lots of piercings. Lots of tattoos. Swears a lot and calls things 'gay' all the time. He's also about 45 years old. I think.
Role Models: Lenore.
Fave Woman: Wendy.
Most likely to say: "Be-atch!" or "I've got more bitches than Crufts - I'm the pimp daddy!" or "Timmahy!!!"
Least likely to say: "Hey, that's sick." or "Those trousers are too baggy."
Weirdest Things About him: Has an irrational hatred of bus drivers and is terrified of ginger haired people. He can fit big bottles into his trouser pockets. Has a humongous TV of which he has an incredible pride. so much in fact, he believes that every other TV in the world is gay.
Element I bring to the band: "..."
On His Instrument: "All that scratchin' is makin' me itch!"
On Headcheese: "The next generation of serial killers is here..."
Comment: The family must be eliminated.
Fave Mullet: Bobby Sixkiller (from Renegade)
DAVE 2 - MORE BEARDY WEIRDNESS THAN YOU CAN BEAR!
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