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Earliest Memory: Hospitalization.

Previous Jobs: Camel Merchant.

Sexual Orientation: It'd need to be like, something to do with a female, like.

Most Hated Wrestler: Million Dollar Man and Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

Your Typical Breakfast: Rice. That's all.

Way You'd Like To Die: Starving so much my belly swells up and explodes.

Favourite Type of Porn: Camel porn.

Who's your least favourite member of the band and why? The Drummer. whoever he is. For not being there.

Last shite CD you bought? Exhumed 'Gore Metal'

When you were eleven, what was your favourite pastime? Arson.

What's the sickest thing you've ever seen? Gerard's belly.

If you had to lose a part of your body, what would it be? His left wee toe.

What is the best toy you've ever had? The Rob Zombie action figure.

My reason for hating Hugo Duncan: Cos he seen him live.

Favourite breed of little wannabe metal kid: I don't have any favourite ones - I hate them all.

Would you murder a prostitute to get out of paying or would you do it just for a laugh? Do it for a laugh, cos I'd be afraid of doing anything and gettin' a disease of the stinkin' ho.

Top three movie villains ever: The Punisher, Evil Ed, Venom

Name one good band from Australia: No.

Are Clowns Scary? Yes.

What illnesses would you pretend to have in order to get near nurses? Herpes.